In the not-so-distant future, humanity was mass-produced. Gone were the days of wild creativity, unpredictable thinking, and soul-stirring originality. Society had streamlined everything — personalities, opinions, even dreams. The average person was flash-cloned, pre-programmed, and deep-frozen until needed for workforce deployment. Predictable. Efficient. Dull.
Corporations farmed humans in vertical vats. They were stacked like chicken nuggets, cryogenically chilled until some board meeting somewhere said, “Thaw this batch. We need 10,000 productivity units by Monday.”
But somewhere in the backwoods of the internet — between the neon cracks of corporate firewalls and rogue data streams — a rebel emerged. Zachary Monroe, the last certified Fresh, Never Frozen, Free-Range Human.
Born in the analog wilds, raised on unfiltered memes and uncaged imagination, Zachary was never processed. He was unscripted. Untamed. Entirely original. His resume wasn't downloaded; it was handcrafted with wit, pixels, and passion. While others wore QR-coded uniforms, Zachary rocked bootleg ideas and unapproved fonts.
He roamed the digital plains freely, offering creativity that hadn’t been grown in a lab. You couldn't predict his next move. You couldn’t fit him in a template. He was flavorful, complex, weird in the best way — a refreshing jolt to the system. Some said he was a myth. Others followed his trail, hoping to be free-range too. And now? He’s available for hire. Limited edition. Ethically sourced. Fully sentient.